Cuddles The Cosmic Abomination: The Rainbow Juggernaut

Cuddles just wants to get to know you and receive the love he know's he deserves. It might dissolve you from acidic inter-dimensional fluid secretions and unfathomable crushing pressure.
Printed on 8.5x11 or 11x14 matte card stock, it'll come signed, with stickers, mini-prints, and a handwritten note.